Application for dating my sister
_______________________________ (Please note, you will need to submit two paystubs to verify full time or part time employment. 4.) Are you associated with any Greek organizations? __________________________________ 5.) In your opinion, who is prettier? If you responded (c), you might not like any of my [girls] for that matter, because we all have ovaries). 7.) When you see the word “karat”, you automatically think a. Sand, the sound of waves hitting the shore, starlight, moonlight b.All paid amounts must include a comma in their total) 3.)What is your credit score? 6.) Whose comeback album are you anticipating more? A happy meal box, a toy that won’t choke children under the age of three, a coupon c. _________________________ 16.) Are you a midget/vertically challenged person? If you are funny, are you sure people are laughing with you and not at you? Yes No (If you respond yes to this question, the 24 Hour fitness on Slauson is hiring…please refer to 24 NO NO’S Note) 20.) Do you know the significance of this year for [African American as a people]? Please reapply in 2108) AND THE OH SO IMPORTANT QUESTION 21 21.) Do you enjoy the show “America’s Most Wanted”?Hence, he is not an object for you to play with, manipulate, and discard at your leisure.I suffered through 42 hours of labor to have him, and will unleash an unimaginable amount of anger such that the movie 300 will look like an episode of the Little House on the Prairie should you cross me.But hey, if you want to get with my [girls,] you need to be top quality, so try to do better.Please read on (there are twenty questions,) leave comments and suggestions if you like, but understand…this application comes from a place of love.APPLICATION TO DATE MY SON NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________E. __________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________F. When I meet a boy, the thing I always notice about him first is: ______________________________________________________________G. ______________________ RULES: Initial each Rule after reading. Rule Four: Do not be hurt when my son chooses sports or gaming over time with you. Do not expect expensive gifts, he has been taught to be a savvy shopper.
I then began to wonder, “How, in our hectic lives, can my [girls] and I keep in contact to ensure that the respective man that any of us are involved with is the correct one? Please understand that I only want my [girls] to be with the best man for them, thus, the application process is highly selective, and several applicants may not get past question three.
Tolstoy’s War and Peace and identify the main idea and universal theme of the text as related to two other Russian novelists from his era? Silents Note: I wonder how many men could actually fill this application out completely.
Yes No (I just had to be OWT on the fourteenth question, for da club and the major! It’s funny because a lot of the response she got from this application was from men asking if we could answer the same questions.
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. Rule Nine: Do not be hurt when my son chooses spending time with me over spending time with you.
He was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on his finger, I am his family, not you. He does not have Hasbro, Mattel or any other toy company tattooed on his person.